March 31

Observe and Report (2009, d. Jody Hill)

Remarkable only for having the most repulsive, unsympathetic, racist, date-rapingist protagonist in the history of comedy. Apparently the director thought he was making Taxi Driver. Travis Bickle was a sensitive person driven to violence by the humiliating, venerial atmosphere of New York City. This guy’s just a self-important asshole dropped into a triumph-of-individualism narrative.


March 30

Leviathan (1989, d. George P. Cosmatos)

Prison (1988, d. Renny Harlin)

March 26

It (1990, d. Tommy Lee Wallace)

Military clown
scares television royl’ty
who band together.

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991, d. James 'Titanic Avatar Pirahna 2' Cameron)

I wanted the pic
of Arnold holding baby
by straps of jumper.

March 23

NausicaƤ of the Valley of the Wind (1984, d. Hayao Miyazaki)

March 22

Copycat (1995, d. Jon Amiel)

Murder copycats
Derivative filmmakers
An analogy?

Paprika (2006, d. Satoshi Kon)

Expiration dates
They will not get in the way
Of my glory train!

March 20

The Slammin' Salmon (2009, d. Kevin Heffernan)

March 19

Primal Rage (1988, d. Vittorio Rambaldi)

Frat rapists go wild
Halloween beast stalks campus
Welcome to spring break?