February 25

The Cove (2009, d. Louie Psihoyos)

It’s Propaganda.
It’s Reality TV.
Blood’s retouched in post.


February 24

The Last Boy Scout (1991, d. Tony Scott)

The first casualty of war isn’t the truth. It’s those guys in the helicopters.

Bloody Birthday (1981, d. Ed Hunt)

February 23

Devil (2010, d. M. Night Shyamalan)

It’s really not that bad.

Girls Nite Out (1984, d. Robert Deubel)

Only who can prevent forest fires?

February 22

Hudson Hawk (1991, d. Michael Lehmann)

I get it…the dog is the studio executives who greenlit this mess, and Bruce Willis is Bruce Willis. It would be a perfect analogy if only Bruce Willis wasn’t tied up. For we must remember: he did this willingly.

Night Screams (1988, d. Allen Plone)

…and everybody was doing a dance called the Funky Grandpa.

February 21

Slaughter of the Innocents (1993, d. James Glickenhaus)

February 20

Chelsea on the Rocks (2008, d. Abel Ferrara)

“And that was called love for the workers in song
Probably still is for those of them left.”

February 19

Dinner for Schmucks (2010, d. Jay Roach)

Last supper for schmucks.

Blood Beat (1985, d. Fabrice A. Zaphiratos)

The holy grail of cult movies? No. But if it was only 25 minutes long, it would be.