December 27

Disturbed (1990, d. Charles Winkler)

“Went to sleep one night.
Girl started riding my parts.
Woke, bitch had no head!”

Grandmother's House (1989, d. Peter Rader)

With Uncle Leo
to grandmother’s house we go.
Scream “Jerry! Hello!”

Terminal Exposure (1987, d. Nico Mastorakis)

Horned-up beach bums wait.
Get laid, get rich, or get bored.
Is that all there is?

Nightwish (1990, d. Bruce R. Cook)

Ponder night wishes.
Mine is that this door opens
To another door.


December 25

Cave of Forgotten Dreams (2010, d. Werner Herzog)

Be careful in there.
Stalagmites, stalactites, come.
Poke me in the eye.

December 24

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011, d. Rupert Wyatt)

And an ape like me…
Monkey see, monkey doo-doo
Ah, oh, oohbee do.

Drive (2011, d. Nicolas Winding Refn)

Fake stick-shift angel
Cracks under vacuousness.
Something something some—

December 20

Tabloid (2010, d. Errol Morris)

What’s a girl to do?
Manacling mormons, cloning…
She, her creation.

December 18

Love and Death (1975, d. Woody Allen)

The poet watches
Napoleon bone a part
of Diane Keaton.

December 17

Made Men (1999, d. Louis Morneau)

Killer inside me
Schemes against Belushi’s joy.
Who shot the sheriff?

Ten Little Indians (1989, d. Alan Birkinshaw)

Pleasance’s pale mug.
He looks good for an undead.
Judge, jury, asshole.

30 Minutes or Less (2011, d. Ruben Fleischer)

And an ape like me
Can learn to be human too
Ah, oh, oohbee do.

December 15

Cobra (1986, d. George P. Cosmatos)

Hook-hanging psycho
Stirs rage against new order
To Stallone’s chagrin.

Night Shadows (1984, d. John 'Bud' Cardos and Mark Rosman)

Ladies’ pink bathroom
Is inviting for zombies
And peepers alike.

Ninja Academy (1988, d. Nico Mastorakis)

Mime’s done me solid.
In this very dumb movie,
His hijinx are mute.