April 7 (17 – 18)

Sorority House Massacre (1986, d. Carol Frank)

Sorority House Massacre (1986, d. Carol Frank)

Psychic brother’s paws
Creep through the open window.
Slam those fingers tight.

Haunted (1977, d. Michael  A. DeGaetano)

Haunted (1977, d. Michael A. DeGaetano)

A roman candle!
Aldo Ray’s phone booth mishap
Settles town’s old ghosts.

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April 5 (14 – 15)

Massacre at Central High (1976, d. Rene Daalder)

Massacre at Central High (1976, d. Rene Daalder)

A real muscle car
Will also break down hard bones.
Take the jocks to school.

Death by Invitation (1971, d. Ken Friedman)

Death by Invitation (1971, d. Ken Friedman)

Very inviting,
But where should I put my coat?
Fog these glasses up.

April 3 (8 – 13)

Mask of Murder (1985, d. Arne Mattsson)

Mask of Murder (1985, d. Arne Mattsson)

You can’t mask murder
No matter how hard you try.
It’s just for the birds.

Zodiac Killer (1971, d. Tom Hanson)

Zodiac Killer (1971, d. Tom Hanson)

It takes guts to tell
So fresh a murder yarn, but
Throw in rolling gramps.

Slumber Party Massacre (1982, d. Amy Holden Jones)

Slumber Party Massacre (1982, d. Amy Holden Jones)

Take joy in others
As you wait by their windows.
Yearn for pillow fights.

Slumber Party Massacre II (1987, d. Deborah Brock)

Slumber Party Massacre II (1987, d. Deborah Brock)

The rock hard rockstar
Out from her dream to drill a
Cavity or two.

Slumber Party Massacre III (1990, d. Sally Mattison)

Slumber Party Massacre III (1990, d. Sally Mattison)

Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche, ‘nother
Runner in the night.

Savage Water (1979, d. Paul Kener)

Savage Water (1979, d. Paul Kener)

Lady meets mormon
They’ll never see eye to eye
On account the height.

April 2 (5 – 7)

The Fan (1981, d. Ed Bianchi)

The Fan (1981, d. Ed Bianchi)

Slice up the pool boy.
His ears plugged with piss water.
He’s sinking down slow.

Absolution (1978, d. Anthony Page)

Absolution (1978, d. Anthony Page)

God, grant me the strength
To dig up this fertile earth.
Am I joke or Job?

Death Screams (1982, d. David Nelson)

Death Screams (1982, d. David Nelson)

Playground carnival.
Don’t get suspended ’bout it,
Stalk, slash, burn to win.

April 1 (1 – 4)

And I’m back!

After months away
Eyes without sleaze to clean them
Are rinsed in scum juice.

Killing Device (1993, d. Paul MacFarlane)

Killing Device (1993, d. Paul MacFarlane)

Howls from the boys’ room
Signal cause for real alarm.
Touch my naked gun.

Mountaintop Motel Massacre (1986, d. Jim McCullough Sr.)

Mountaintop Motel Massacre (1986, d. Jim McCullough Sr.)

Father and son made
A fable ’bout motherhood
Under the floorboards.

Fatal Pulse (1988, d. Anthony J. Christopher)

Fatal Pulse (1988, d. Anthony J. Christopher)

Doctor, check yer pulse.
Feel me under the weather
Or under the ground.

A Day of Judgment (1981, d. Christopher Reynolds)

A Day of Judgment (1981, d. Christopher Reynolds)

I’m an old cowhand
Uh from the ol’ Rio Grande…
Cowboy saw no cow.

November 3

The Black Room (1983, d. Elly Kenner and Norman Thaddeus Vane)

There Was a Little Girl (1981, d. Ovidio G. Assonitis)

Fate’s cruelest grins
Turn against the sisters grown
For me to poop on.